A large, fat pig with its own internal atmosphere should be (in my wildest dreams) capable of self-sustained life in deep space, utilizing flatulence as a propulsive mechanism. The skin of a green pig is rich in chlorophyll and thus Bad Piggies are capable of photosynthesis.
Seriously, who doesn’t like soaring into the heavens on a pillar of fire! You’ve never seen anyone say, “Curiosity killed a pig” do you? It must be safe for pigs to go aimlessly blasting around the Solar System then. Curiosity may be fatal to cats, but not pigs.To boldly go, where no snout has oinked before.Fat Pig ate all the food, so for the sake of future generations we have to hide our food on Mars where the Fat Pig’s voracious appetite can’t create another a-pork-calyptic wasteland.Discover, track & mine Near-Egg-Objects (i.e., Eggsteroids) in the interest of expanding gluttony horizons.Not liking the Royal Fatness present government.Sheep look like walking pillows and don’t attack pigs. Seek out new animal friends, like sheep.In fact, there might be more than a few valid reasons: – The desire to escape Piggy Island and its hostile environment is nothing new. It’s Throwback Thursday tomorrow and for this week’s special “repork” we bring you some long-promised but never posted news of the Bacon Space Program, where pigs aim for the stars in a mostly-futile bid to boldly go where no snout has oinked before, a million pounds of liquid hydrogen powered puns most definitely intended.
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